Just thought I'd keep you up to date about the status of our enemy. He's lazy and he's a bit dumb. Stupid dogs!
Still, humans seem to like him for some reason. I think it has something to do with him wearing a hat, though that hasn't been confirmed. You'd think that his wearing a hat would alert people as to how stupid he actually is, but for some reason he can get away with it. I hate dogs!
I'm going to investigate this further. But first, it's nap time.
Cleocatra
